Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, the best bits of his Saturday morning radio show live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, Rhod is on holiday, and, so, it's me, Chris Corcoran in the hot seat in the studio in Cardiff with Mr. Lloyd Langford.

Good morning, everybody. It's Chris Corcoran here in __ __ __ on a little holiday jolly / so, it's, uh, me sitting in, uh, in Cardiff. Spring has sprung, and / again / little / spring has sprung, and / haven't done the show with for forever ... Mr. Lloyd Langford. / Hello. / Welcome to the show, mate. / Thank you for having me. / Six years ... this ... we've been doing / seven years / when Rhod and I did it for the very first time, / Yeah, / we've probably done it ... three ... three times? / I haven't been in the studio for four or five years / back ? / Great because usually / from Rhod's house / if / listened to the show, you / know / absolute pandemonium. / I know. Do you find that, uh ... he ... the last ... the last two times I've done it, I've ... I've arrived / before / I / from Cardiff. / ... or, I'__ be walking from the tube station an he'__ start to text me / can you pick up some tea ? I need some tea. / domestic / What? Mate, I'm __ co-presenter of the show, not your b__. / I know / used / can you pick up / papers / he goes, " / on, can you ... uh ... entertain the dog? / What? / The dog is getting a bit jumpy. Can you, sort of, calm the dog down? / well / 'cause / he can't do it himself. It's out of control. His idea of dog-control is "Oh, Rosy" ... that's it. __ __ __ __ understand / supposed to do. / It's odd, actually / not having a dog __ sniffing around / my feet / at the moment / arrange / we can, sort of, mock that up, Lloyd. Um ... coming up on the show, we have got ... normally I do Ask Eggzy when Eggzy does it with me 'cause / often / do it in Cardiff / he does / your role, ... I thought, Ask Lloyd __ __ nice spin off __ __ Ask Eggsy. So, / OK / what? / asking me? / ironic a__ a__ / you __ give an answer / necessarily be factually correct / or / one they like / but you give an answer. That's all we promise. / OK. / So, if you've got any issues ... any / to / uh, get in touch, 8 10 12 on the text, or rhod.gilbert @bbc.co.uk . We've just thrown out there / early / feature / we will do. We've got / some great __ stories __ __ __ loads, but I think we have one of the greatest ... uh ... quirky stories of all time that might lead to one of the worst radio features of all time, and, as a result, in a paradoxical way, I can't wait to do it. / We've got to keep the standard of the show / yeah, exactly that.

"Hi Korkey and Lloyd. It's not ... / oh, it's entitled "Ask Lloyd" / so / really off and running. / Right. / This / set / benchmark. OK? / Hi Korkey and Lloyd / d__ __ __, full stop. What's all that about then? / ... "This mo ..." he goes on / you could answer then / 話を最後まで聞いてから答えてくれ / broad question / This morning, I was lying in bed, summoning up the strength to get up / sudden feeling of d__. But all I could recall was, I'm pretty sure I've had this sense of d__ before. / of course you have / being in bed and / wanted to get up / Well, I think / an answer / already / I'm sensing / some solutions to J__. He says "Have you ever had __ d__ / either of __ __ __ __ nice line to end with, J__. Well, this isn't really about us, as such, uh, but, over to Lloyd. Do you have __ opinion on ... uh ... / what's that all about then? / I thought ... I mean, d__ is __ __ usually ... you're in a really odd, unique scenario and you have the feeling that you've experienced it before. / Yes. / What / essentially / bed / get up / J__, that's completely normal. / Yeah. / Don't be worried about it. / I wouldn't / right / I wouldn't say it's d__, Jeff. It's just life. / I think that's a great answer. What / I'm sure I've experienced it before, / ... in the past life, maybe / in the ... in the past life, when I was a m__ p__, I'm sure I __ __ bed once. ... There you go, J__ / little / Ask Lloyd / if you want to get in touch / ask a question / Lloyd will give you an answer. ... Right. / I've got ... as I set up, as a tease, earlier on, what I think is / potentially / ever done on the radio, that might lead to one of the worst / radio / all time. I think / should grasp the nettle, e__ d__, do it now ... / Yeah, / and then, we / throw it out / to get involved / Yeah. / OK? So ... / Keep it light. / Yeah ... yeah, keep it light. Here's the deal. ... This is called "The world's favorite numbr revealed. / ... What? / A Brazilian mathenatician and author has claimed to have uncovered the world's favorite number. Alex __ / said __ individual submissions were put forward by / I thought / be the number / 1123. / Well, I did __ __ __ __ as well. ... It's not. ... / I / More complicated / obscure choice. / very ... yeah. ... Exactly / I think / radio / submissions / put forward by more than 30,000 respondents. Every number between 1 and 100 was chosen at least once, and 472 were chosen between 1 and 1000. So, here's the feature. ... / Right. What is the world's favorite number? / Yeah. ... Go. / I've gotta guess it? / Yeah. That's what / I / 7, I reckon it is. / Shut up ! / That's what I think / Lloyd ... Lloyd, I've got a whole ironic feature set up / you've just guessed it. / 一発目でいきなり当てやがって / ... What is the matter ... / lucky number, isn't it? / loads / lucky / a start of / in numerical order, so / get / before __ get bored / ... Right. Well, your logic is, uh, staggering and utterly valid, and you've just, kind of, worked / out / all right, then ... all right / stakes, OK? / I can't believe / ruined your feature / did / number / maybe / I've got __ top ten / Oh, great ... of course you have. / now, ... 'cause you / to guess the other nine. OK? / 2's got be up there. / Well, hang on a minute / yeah / you want me to get / sensational __ __ __ guess all ten / I didn't / because you __ slammed / do it. OK? / I did warn you. If you / gonna / cup / listening / good / listeners involved / think / favorite / now / either do it / what / number / top ten, or what their favorite number is and why. ... And, don't get me wrong, we're spoiled for choices, Lloyd / あなたの好きな数字は？ 選択肢は、文字通り、無限だ。 / was / what / number / guess the top ten. Let's ... / 100% / some sort of mathematical weirdo / hang on ... No. / No? / this __ __ __, right? / number-based / drawn the base / number ... uh ... 3? / yes / number 2 / so / three / tuned / read / numbers from / from naught to nine / in / different order / mate / guessing / No. / no / that's / not even in the top ten / of the world's favorite / scientific / I wasn't polled / I wasn't, either / multiply it / こんなアンケート、ボクは答えた覚えはないよ。/ 僕だって答えてないよ。だから、小規模のサンプル集団から得た結果から全体の傾向を割り出す手法だ。 / right / OK. So, so far we've got ... in / No. 1 / 2 / 5 / yes / 5 / and, ... uh ... sort of, satisfyingly, / No. 5 / 何と、５は５位だ。 / favorite / voted by random people / random / which makes it true / and / very well / and you've got a base / bit / moment / OK / keep on guessing? / Yes, mate. / what haven't I done? / 25 / tell / bear in mind / infinite / number is infinite / 25 / way out / I'll give you a clue / your initial instinct / bang-on, right / OK? / Yeah. / in summary / ... ladies and gentlemen / this / favorite number revealed / also / __'s PIN code / go with your initial logic / 8? / number 3 ... 8. 8 is / top three numbers, most popular number in the world / is / No.1 / 2, there / looking after No. 1 / looking after No. 1 / yeah / what else / I'm / even there / how about zero? / No. / how about zero? / there / no 1. / Oh, dear / starting / losing my touch / losing your touch, yearh / read / you could do, yeah / here we go / see / suprise / if you like. ... So, the world's most favorite / number / mathematician / No.1, 7. / No.2, 3. / 8 / surprise / 4 / No. 5 / They clearly lost interest at that point / アンケートに参加した人たちもそのへんで飽きたんじゃないかな。 / out / playing bingo / in an No. / 13. What a paradox ! / 6 / got / 11 / ladies and gentlemen / listeners / and why? / also / that / least favorite number / 110 / Huh, right. / tax / last year / so, there we go / thrown out / extension / and why / I / change it / take out "and why" / 理由までは書かなくてもいいことにする。 / just / people / emailing / single number / funnier / So, what is your favorite number ? / three ideas / 8, 10, 12 は単なる例に過ぎないからね。好きな数字を書いてね。 / pick your own __ __ __ __ those.

Now it's flooding in. We / tune / got / Ask Lloyd / have / number / favorite / send / morning / 42 because I still love / keep / from / thanks for getting involved / too much information / just / 42. / Thank you. / Hi / I've spent / through, by the way, / almost / pondering my next big life decision / final decision / this is Ask Lloyd / strap in / well / who / better / for me / I'm not sure / wise idea / contemplating / opened it up / to me ... / Yeah. / on the radio / that's what / better / make it for me / big / little, big, medium-sized Lloyd Langford. / Yeah / Here's the question / Swansea / september / in the police force / nice place to spend / Regards, / my favorite number is / good / she deserves our attention, mate. We need to / should she go / study / politics in Swansea University / career in the police force / advisor / serious / dry topic. ... Um ... / comedy cul-de-sac / you've gotta / responsibility / follow __ heart, you know / both noble p__, I guess / you know / police / protecting / politics / not that noble any more, but, uh, the ideal of it / good / sure / Swansea is a good place / three / answer / student / So, go. Uh ... / could / great / call / Lloyd / trouble of setting up / gotta / is just / in different words / I / grasp / nettle / study politics /. work / always / as long as / Swansea / get any tatoos on your face.

email / number / no / no / but / give away prizes / BBC any more / we can have joy / joy / ridiculous / so, so far / really got / these emails / flooded / in / numbers are / 23 / 23. There you go / got / any / No, we / yeah / bloke says / favorite / "Number 4" from / are / so, um, again / make / pile / bad / my / 42. Remember? / yeah / from Tom / ps / 5 / so, 5 / good radio. This is good radio / but / funnily enough / interesting / probably true / no / emailed / with "1" / still / done / wanna / first / shop / around / by / I can't go back / / far / like / That's true. That's true. / is / something / negative / like / low / yeah / like / huh / that's a good point / lone / yeah / back / see / company / crowd / defeat / What's "4", mate? / bigger / five / party / too many for taxi / six / ok / mini bus / seven / 8 / "8" is / two / four / nine / ten / probably / and / Lloyd / away / number / we are, frankly, now / inundated / potentially / worst / fulfilled our promise / I think I have / be clear / inspired / some random / about what / and he decided / number / 7 / and / ten / about / get / what / number / no explanation, please / John from Newport, 21 / then / 4 / highest one so far / 42 / posty / number / 11 / from / loser ... loser of the week / good / still / my favorite / isn't red / 88 / moving / numbers / keys / a piano / reason / you like it / so / follows / emails / 13, ... 1147 / 2 /21 / 11 / 9 / double digit / is so / if not, 6.

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